I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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