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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir

  (952): View more from Minnesota

  details?

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  alcohol + bed + penis = sex

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?

  (505): View more from New Mexico

  yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.

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• (315): View more from New York

  15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  I feel awkward giving career advice while naked

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• (779): View more from Illinois

  I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day

  (779): View more from Illinois

  Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?

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  Yes.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm sobbing to NWA

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• (475): View more from Connecticut

  I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol

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  It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real

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