I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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