I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
