Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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