You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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