He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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