that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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