i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Also, beer. Big fan.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
