I could have mohawked her pubes.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
The dick lei will go down in squad history
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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