Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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