Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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