I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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