She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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