Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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