There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
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