escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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