States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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