I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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