I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
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