We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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