so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
