Can Purell be used as lube?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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