I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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