I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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