Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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