Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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