This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I looked at my own cervix.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Randomize
