Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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