weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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