Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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