Your tits are I can't wait for
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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