at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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