I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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