normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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