I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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