This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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