Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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