Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
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