Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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