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I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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