Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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