I wish I could punch you in the face.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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