oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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