I could have mohawked her pubes.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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