my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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