Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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