So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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