kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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