Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You coming home soon, man?
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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