Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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