i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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