Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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