I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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