And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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