I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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